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Wood Eye1

木眼2

Is He Really Drunk?4

他真喝醉了？5

What's Heaven Like?6

天堂好吗7

Belly Button9

肚脐9

Mr.D.and Mr.N11

大傻和二傻13

The Realistic Scarecrow14

稻草人16

I'm Reading a Book17

我在读书18

Who Got Conned?20

谁受骗了21

Little Red Riding Hood23

小红帽24

Drunken-Driving Test26

酒后驾车测试26

Too Much Sugar?28

糖太多29

Tightwad30

小气鬼31

With My Luck33

我这运气34

Fertilizer35

肥料36

Pigeon Expert37

养鸽专业户38

Joke About Marriage39

婚姻39

Seeing Double41

重影41

Which Is Which?43

哪儿跟哪儿43

The Moron Story45

刻舟求鱼46

The Parson and the Farmer48

牧师和农民49

We'd Better Get on the Ball51

爬到球上去51

You Can't Beat A Texan53

算计53

Some Twist55

中奖56

Overpoliteness57

过于礼貌59

How's Mother?60

妈妈好吗？61

Chinese English63

中式英语64

That's One66

吁68

Bank Robbers69

眼库大盗69

The W.C.Story71

W.C．的故事74

Encore!!76

再唱一遍77

The Crook Contest79

小偷的竞争80

Two Ice Cream Peddlers82

两个冰淇淋小贩84

No Laughing Matter85

不可一笑置之87

Brave Vs.Smart89

斗勇还是斗智90

Quick on the Draw92

妙语妙答94

An Easy Way Out95

教你一招95

There's Room for You97

还能装下你97

Off-The-Cutt Remarks By Winston Churchill99

丘吉尔即兴妙语横生101

Too Smart for His Own Good103

此地无银三百两104

Backfored107

事与愿违108

The Untactful Employee110

话不中听的应聘工111

Clever Lush112

聪明的酒鬼115

Untactful Boy119

招人厌的小男孩120

The Stammer Brothers122

口吃兄弟122

Money Hungry Sam124

爱钱鬼山姆125

Mrs.May's Description of An Elephant126

梅太太看大象127

S.O.S128

紧急呼救128

Rejuvenation Pill130

返老还童药131

Swallowing A Gold Coin133

吞了金币133

Hot Soup134

热汤135

The Naked Truth137

确实裸着137

You're Going to Get It139

你要挨骂啦140

Where's the Ball141

球在哪儿141

Tie That Knot Properly142

结打紧142

The Hornless Cow144

不长角的牛144

Making a Will?146

立遗嘱146

Victory or Defeat148

胜利还是失败148

Morons Change A Light Bulb150

傻瓜换灯泡150

Obedient Boy151

顺从的男孩151

Jeweler's Advice152

珠宝商的忠告152

Doctor's Advice153

医生的忠告153

Needs a Rest155

需要休息155

Alternative157

二者择一157

Busybody158

好管闲事的人158

Marvelous Preacher159

神通广大的牧师160

Best Salesman161

最好的推销员162

Expert's Advice163

专家的忠告163

Resourceful Salesman165

机智的推销员166

It's for the Birds167

为鸟拿纸168

Kangaroo's Lament169

袋鼠的悲哀169

Dumb Animal170

愚笨动物171

Patty Is Dead172

派弟死了172

The Dog Is Dead174

狗死了175

Feline or Human?176

是猫？是人？176

Does Your Dog Bite?178

你的狗会咬人吗？179

What Do You Get?180

得到什么180

Cat and Mouse181

猫与鼠181

Catty Cat182

阴险的猫182

Help184

求助184

Smart Cat185

聪明猫185

Astronaut186

宇航员186

Lousy Dentist187

糟糕的牙医187

Paranoid188

偏执狂188

Take an Aspirin189

吃片阿司匹林189

Boy and Girl190

男孩与女孩190

Effective Remedy191

有效疗法191

The Golfing President192

高尔夫手总统193

I Didn't Say Anything194

我什么都没说195

Putting Cards on the Table196

实话实说197

The Milky Way199

银河200

Franklin Toasting Washington201

富兰克林敬华盛顿202

President and the Beauty204

总统与美女205

Carter's Dry Humour206

卡特令人啼笑皆非的幽默感207

The Last News Conference208

最后的记者会209

The Fighting President211

有战斗精神的总统211

A Pipe and Ambassador-ship,to Boot213

烟斗和大使214

The Greatest General Who Didn't Want to Be a Soldier215

不愿成为军人的格兰特将军216

Grant Got Conned218

格兰特被玩弄了219

A Millitary Genius But a Naive Boy221

一位军事天才但是一个傻傻的男孩222

Mr.Elephant and Mr.Forgetful224

大象先生和健忘先生226

Rough But Fair228

粗暴而有礼貌230

A Rough Teacher of Christian Meekness232

野蛮的老师教人良善之道233

A Texan Met His Match235

德州佬遇见对手236

To Control Alice238

对艾丽丝的管教239

The"Ugly Honest"President241

过分诚实的总统242

The Popular and Unpopular President244

受欢迎和不受欢迎的总统246

One Way Street Wilson248

独断独行的威尔逊248

Jealous Husband250

爱吃醋的丈夫252

Gift to Children254

给孩子的礼物254

Does the Dog Know?255

狗知道吗?256

The Biggest President of the United States258

体型最巨大的美国总统260

The Sleepy President262

爱睡的总统263

A Large Party265

盛大的宴会265

Great Disappointment267

大失所望267

Blackmail269

敲诈271

The Common Folk President273

一位平凡的总统274

The Most Frequently Mistaken President275

最常被误会的总统277

Rough and Ready President279

居陋巷而不改其乐的总统280

Flies Participated in America Independence282

苍蝇参与美国独立283

Jack of All Trades285

万能先生286

Slave and Gentleman288

奴隶与绅士288

The Old Maid President289

婆婆妈妈的总统291